Podcast - Duke Fightmaster

Podcast - Duke Fightmaster

Comedy advice

The comedian is like the pilot and the audience are the passengers. The pilot can't tell everyone that he "hopes this goes ok". If he's confident they relax.

The comedian is the musician and the audience is his instrument. He needs to become proficient with the instrument.

The comedian is like a lion tamer he can't show fear or the lion will eat him alive.

My thing

I want to create. I want to write.

Love
Connection
Hurt
Loss
Learning
Brothers
Let downs
Lost hopes
Depths of craziness
Friends
Laughter
Fun
Funny
Dad
Dreams
The wolf
The deer
The morning
Nothing
Drugs
Mullets
Fights
Losing
Reading
Staying busy
Church
Fucking
My dick
The vagina
God
Lesbos
Strategy
Alliances
Plans
Heartache
Seriousness
Taste
Learning curves
Big league
Anger hidden
Anger risen
Comparing
Coincidence
Heroes
Gurus
Books
Liars
Bullshitters
Girlfriends
Masturbation fantasies
Homes
Women
Stealing
Skateboarding
Bankie
Bully threatening
Vandalism
Veganism
City people are better
Unsolicited advice
Food stamps
Fear of work
Fear of death
Hugs
I hate dad
The fire inside
Before god
The devil
Light as a feather
The video game
4th deminsional double
Ecankar
Tp-ing a house
Racism
Sexism
Religion Rapes you
Don't think
Panic
The end of the world
Death
Different kinds
Sleep
Eating and over eating
Gratitude
The astral plane
Best friends cheating
The problem with free is it costs a lot

I'm nervous

I'm fucking nervous. What the fuck did I get myself into? An hour? Headlining?

Fuck

There's over 100 people on my guest list but I thing some people on the facebook invites say yes with no intention of going. It's a late show. What if no one comes? What if my mind goes blank? Who the fuck do I think I am?

I'm not sure who I am. Who cares. Who's anyone? Who cares?

I'll be fine.

I'm cool.

Don't bother me.

I don't care if I play for one person, I'm going to rock this place!!!!!!!!

No more why

Visions and flowers and under the dirt decisions
Up into the stars with over working fury
Untold lives and deep down secrets of visions
Toward the snakes unfurl asking where were we?
Skys go deep into the patterns and the folding
The sound goes far and extends like that night
With nothing in my hand from the molding
Feeding the teeth in fear of the metal knight
Holding true is loosing its grip and ceasing
The mountain is turning flat in front of my eyes
The home I don't own the term is only leasing
With fists unclenched to the sky I direct whys

Moving feet with unknown

Night time snow
Misunderstanding
The light glow
As too demanding
The hearts descent
Into the hole
The rules bent
To reach the goal
The snow
Is growing
Winds blow
He's sowing
God knows
The desire
My foes
Climb higher
I've let go
Without thought
I flow
This vacant lot
Without care
Without the heat
I stare
At moving feet

I am back

It's night and I'm tired
With an imagination that's fired
The stage that's been set
The feelings I get
Some parts are so good
Looks just like it should
But the little guys sick
And my head needs a kick
Cause I'm throwing away
The chance I might slay
The demon inside
Whom I confide
Without it's just you
Walk fearfully through
And I'll land on the side of the sun
It's there that I'll be when it's done